Because heaven have mercy if I bitch back, then I’m the shitty kid

All parents want is for you to say “okay, I’m sorry” “yeah, I’ll do whatever you say” or shit like that they don’t even care how they make you feel



things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible
  • are you proud of that

(via adam-rikard)


when ur complaining about your period and a boy comes into the convo and says “well sometimes i get hit in the balls and it hurts, probably hurts more than your cramps”


(via braveandreckelss)


thank you so much for making me feel worthless and excluded in my own home and thanks for making me feel like a shitty person because i didn’t do something
both of you

(via braveandreckelss)


"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: memespice, via lets-get-jaked)