Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
Think long and hard about what you’re going to wish for before you blow out the flames that stand between you and your glorious cake.
look that one person who’s not singing right in the fucking eyes
I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem
If I text you and you don’t respond, no matter how much I like you, I won’t text you a second time in fear of annoying you.
my computer screen is brighter than my future
sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??